True Overheard Conversations... in Haiku

16 Aug 2007 •

Overheard today at a gas station parking lot in Garfield Heights, OH, spoken by a large woman on a cellphone, who did not appear to be in a good mood:

Hay is for horses!
Ain’t no disrespectin’ me,
You say my name, bitch

Presented virtually uneditted for your enjoyment. The fact that I almost instantaneously realized it was a haiku when I heard it is testament to the inane genius of the inner workings of my brain.

Or probably why I could never pay attention in school.

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  1. hahahahaha! I totally missed this post after reading the whole Cleveland Web Design post above it. That’s awesome.

    Brad · 23/08/07 12:19 PM · #

say it don't spray it:

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