About Me

Dynamite with a frisbee. Can toss pizza dough. Unbeatable at Air Hockey, right or left handed. Both thumbs are double jointed. tested out of French and a semester of English in college. Can no longer hold a conversation in French. Recorded a 4 song demo at age 15 with a metal band named Domitian, which for 2 years played all over Cleveland in front of hardly anybody. Captain of high school soccer team. Favorite band is either The Who or Black Sabbath. Favorite toy as a kid were Legos. Can tie a cherry stem into a knot with tongue. Self-published a comic book for 5 or 6 issues with somewhat surprising popularity. Can Waltz. Getting better at darts. Coffee: black no sugar. Never had a cavity. Pretty handy with a yo-yo.

About This Site

From the very basic mess of tables and gaudy image navigation to a brief all Flash version full of unecessary animations and sounds, back to a mess of tables with a much cleaner look, to valid HTML 5 and CSS database driven backend, this little spot on the internet has been my digital playground for learning and playing with all things internet. I'm always installing scripts and playing with Content Management Systems, looking for new ways to do things on the internet.

Version 12: Slate

• Powered by Textpattern
• Running a custom theme designed in Adobe Photoshop, coded lovingly by hand in the stupendous Coda
• Built with HTML5, CSS3 & JQuery
• Made on a MacBook Pro
• Tested in Safari, Firefox, & Chrome
• Not tested in any version of Internet Explorer